Comic divination for the new year with predictions and surprises. Funny comic predictions for the New Year and Christmas Predictions for boys comic

Anton Smekhov

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If you want to diversify the New Year's holiday, take care of entertainment. A great option is comic predictions for the New Year 2020. Merry New Year's prophecies will appeal to family and friends. Such a game is also suitable for a corporate party. I advise you to choose positive and kind options so that no one gets offended. In the article you will find the Metal Rat's comic predictions about the future, which are relevant in different companies.

List of comic predictions

Health

The selection begins with health predictions for 2020. Of course, they have a humorous bias, but some can be adopted.

"In winter you will not get sick if you remember to wear a warm scarf!"
"With health everything will be ok if you gather friends more often!"
"If you become tempered, you won't go to a doctor!"
"You will strengthen your health in the New Year, and you will conquer any peaks!"
"If you lie down naked on the ice, then the microbe will not creep up to you!"
"So save yourself from ailments - do more sports!"
"To strengthen your health, you need to visit the bathhouse!"

Career and work

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This year predicts a lot of money and success!
Raise your glass
And be lucky!

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Are you waiting for a miracle in the New Year ?!
And the reason sounds like a toast -
Rapid career growth awaits you!

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If you work like a horse,
It will not be sweet in life!
In the New Year, there is also a minute to relax,
And for a driving weekend, this is no joke!

***
In the New Year, evil jokes on colleagues
They will create large gaps in the aura!

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The year will bring good luck in work -
You can solve any problem.

***
Career rise promises courage -
You will move to the top floor!

Predictions about work in prose will also make the holiday interesting.

There are many exciting everyday activities awaiting you in the New Year.
Already at the beginning of the year, you will hear a powerful explosion: your envious people and competitors will burst with envy.
After the New Year holidays, you will be attacked by ... incredible luck, happiness and prosperity. Resistance won't help.
When delays at work disappear, the desire to increase will come true.
An increase in the budget is already expected at the beginning of summer.
Watch your step carefully so as not to get lost on the successful road.
There will be much more finance. Where is your thicker wallet ?!

Love and relationships

"The White Rat advises not to grieve, because friends will be there all year."
"Blood will play in my veins, because love will warm the heart."
"This is the forecast that heaven promises you: in the new year there will be only miracles in life!"
"An unusual year awaits: a round dance of love will spin!"
"In the coming year, you will feel like a fish in water everywhere!"
"On a sunny, deserted beach, your destiny will lie nearby."
"Everything will be fine at the personal front!"
"There will be a sea of \u200b\u200bfriends and bright happy days."
"You will have special luck - expect an addition in the family!"
"The year promises to be successful without fail: you will fall in love with two at the same time!"
"You are lucky in life, which means that great luck awaits the whole year."
"Be attentive to gifts from loved ones: heavy objects can cause bumps on the forehead."
"The New Year will be bright - get a lot of gifts."
"In the New Year, do not borrow - borrow forever."

What year will be

Many are interested in how 2020 will be in general. Here are some humorous parting words on this topic.

"The rat promises good luck and a brand new dacha!"
"The year will be very difficult, because, whatever one may say, it is hard to carry a full suitcase with money."
"The Rat promises you a lot of happiness and pleasant troubles in the New Year!"
"If you are energetic, then the year will be great."
"Your income will grow and an exotic vacation in the middle of the year is coming."
“There will be several wonderful days in the coming year: your birthday and every new day that comes”.
"A lot of thrill and pleasure."
"From the beginning of the year, there will be different kinds of luck."
"New Year will bring gorgeous gifts, and every day will be bright!"
"We hasten to disappoint - your dreams are very modest, and great luck awaits you."
"There will be a reason for joy in the coming year - a new car will appear."
"You can believe that your cherished dreams will come true soon!"
"The White Rat prepares new discoveries and pleasant events for you in the year."
“In the New Year, you are in full dress - real life in“ chocolate ”awaits.

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Hollywood has no idea

Various magicians, all-seeing, fortune-tellers and astrologers are very popular. A well-thought-out prediction, presented in a comic form, will capture the attention of guests for a long time and make the holiday even brighter. Trying to understand what and how to predict, think about Hollywood, or rather, about the names of popular films with an intriguing plot.

To implement the idea, the light is extinguished in the room, only candles and garlands remain, and quiet music is turned on. A glass vase in the shape of a ball is passed in a circle. Neon lights or garlands are placed at the bottom of the vase, and sprinkled with rose petals cut from corrugated paper on top. One of the following parting words should be applied to one side of the petal:

This year is expected - "Big jackpot".
Meet next summer - "Midnight in Paris".
Meet the Parents Soon.
You will never be - "The third one".
This year you will experience - "Fatal Attraction".
You will soon find out that you are “Beauty in a Million”.
Tomorrow you will have Sex and the City.

The number of recordings is limited by the imagination of the person who compiled them and the number of films and TV series whose titles are part of the joke. Each person at the table can receive several pieces of paper. A good game will come out of this idea, the winner in which is the one who has more rose petals and, accordingly, more predictions. The reward can be a dance to your favorite song or permission to come up with a parting word for each participant yourself.

With a song through life

Lyrics are an inexhaustible source of information. The chief cheerleader of the holiday approaches each of the guests with a large dish, on which fortune-telling papers are scattered in a chaotic manner, and asks to take one of them.

On parchment, you can write:

Next year he expects - "There are so many partings on earth."
In February you will meet - “Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world. "
In the spring, you should be more careful with - "Oh, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced."
You should beware of a woman named - "Natasha, Natasha, my heart and soul."
A stranger will say - "And I did not know that love can be cruel."
Working days will be similar to - "And I walk so all in Dolce Gabana."
After the increase in wages, you - "Oh, I feel, the girls are going on a spree."

The choice of song can be anything. The prediction must be listened to carefully. Anyone who can sing the next verse in the song and name the artist is given a small gift.

Poetic predictions with friends

New Year 2020 is a time for relaxation and rest. To make the holiday more perky, you can please your friends with the execution of comic predictions in poetic form:

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There will be money and success
Sex, girlfriend is the best
And salary and work,
But one more worry
If a new limousine
Will not give you Georgians,
Not to see all these benefits
Somehow it is so!

***
After a festive party
Don't forget to buy a car.
The sea of \u200b\u200bmoney will be soon
Row them, forgetting about the grief.

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If you celebrate the New Year, you are covered in sour cream, like a cat,
There will be happiness and success for a long time to please everyone
Because don't sit here, hurry to the store
And buy not a liter, not two, but buckets and a half -
Vodka, beer, moonshine, cognac, more liquor,
So that honest people remember the New Year for a long time!

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In the New Year, a new salary,
A fur coat, a handbag, boots,
A twig of thorns
A little fame, a little honor.

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All desires will come true
And there will be success in everything
But for the sake of great recognition
Break them all with your teeth.

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There is a danger that colleagues
Will roll you out on a cart
To never see such a shame,
Better to sit in a corner, quietly sip your juice.

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Such a prediction to you
Silence will not lead to good
To be successful
Sing a song for everyone.

Predictions in prose

Before the start of the festival, each guest is given 1 prediction. When his turn comes to say a toast, instead of his speech, he reads what is written on a piece of paper. It is not recommended to expand the message to the very toast.

"This year everyone will find a treasure - a spouse's stash, a bill lost by the chief, a 50-year-old coin rolled over the sofa."

“In the coming year, you will be attacked. There will be luck among the criminals that you cannot fight back. "

"Smile more often and then sign a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer."

"Working hard in the Year of the Rat will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine as it will throw you back in the Year of the Horse."

"Next year, you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job until next year."

“At the end of the year, expect strong shocks. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger. "

"By presenting the second half with a diamond ring, you will become as close as possible to your colleagues, since you will have to spend the night at work for the rest of the year."

Make jokes so as not to offend the person, make him smile, and maybe reflect on the advice received. Don't predict something serious. Talking about personal tragedies, lack of money and troubles at work is not something to reflect on at the New Year's table.

In order for a prediction to be truly interesting, it must be designed for specific people. So, if a family of children, youth and elderly people gathered at the table, then it is clearly worth refraining from jokes on intimate topics. The theme can be shared fond memories. The theme for children is their favorite fairy tales and cartoons. Not knowing how to make a prediction for an adult, you can look into a book with your favorite poems. Many psychics do just that.

Pay attention to the design. Get creative and creative. At the same time, keep in mind that in 2020 elegance and simplicity will be in trend. What are the options for making comic forecasts?

Biscuit. The result will be a treat, a reason to have fun, to make the evening more fun.
Postcards in the form of snowflakes, Christmas trees or Christmas balls. The New Year's prophecy will be written inside.
Convolutions with predictions of the future in beautiful organza bags. Sweets are also a great idea.
Paper rolls in a large glass vase so that each guest can put their hand in it and choose a funny forecast.
Air balloons. This will allow guests to burst balloons and read the forecast for upcoming events.

You can use nut cookies, Christmas mini-socks, which will contain convolutions with prophecies, place candy wrappers with forecasts on Christmas trees. The New Year's celebration in itself is bright, therefore it requires correspondence in everything. Make sure that candy wrappers with predictions are also in the subject.

Pay attention to the meaning of the predictions so that they create a festive mood and delight those present. Funny predictions will make the New Year's party humorous, unpredictable, bright. You can also use catch phrases from films, bright titles, quotes of songs. For instance.

Would you like to know about what awaits you in the new year? Maybe you will meet your first love, maybe you will give birth to a baby, maybe you will go on a journey, can you find your dream job? Or maybe your most cherished dream will come true at last? To find out if it will be the way you want, just look at our New Year's predictions in verses for each zodiac sign - for children and adults. And you will immediately understand everything what to expect from the New Year.

Predictions for children according to the signs of the zodiac

Aries

On this bright New Year
A happy turn awaits you
If you are the best
Know that success will come to you!

There will be a year rich in roads
But there will be no trouble with them,
Because your success
Will bring your first snow!

For schoolchildren Aries New Year
It will be full of cheerful worries
Learning will be so easy
Lighter than a white feather!

calf

The year is rich in joy for you,
Friends and enemies
Purposeful sweetness
He will sooner bring!

* * *

The year will bring you joy
Many joyful chores
Money, sweets, flowers,
And candy until spring!

On a summer day, a wish will come true
Unexpectedly, beautifully and easily
If there is one more wish,
Make it up, drink milk!

Twins

Cool poems and songs for you
Suddenly all dreams come true
You choose poems and texts,
And in one you will know the prediction!

Gemini autumn day
Will bring the news
And advice: drive rather laziness,
To live more interesting!

Good luck lurking for you
Among the pictures of February
You will soon be very surprised
How new friends will appear!

Cancer

New Year will bring you
Interesting twist
In personal life and in fate,
Always be on top!

Surprise, find
Promises New Year
Walk proudly
And you will be lucky again!

New Year will give Cancers
Joy, celebration and surprise
True, go along the gullies
We'll have to get your prize!

a lion

This year you will be visited
Distant friends, funny
They will give in the snow
You are welcome, dear ones!

On this bright New Year
A bright round dance will come
Have a nice day and a summer day
All bad things will go far into the shadows!

A small holiday promises you
An unexpected gift
But be patient
To claim your prize!

Virgo

New Year's tale to last
Unnoticed for a whole year
And good luck for 30 years
Will definitely bring!

This year among the gifts
It will definitely be hot
After all, reading congratulations,
Do not fit your finger into the jam!

Libra

Promises you fun
And friends year round dance,
Necklace made of coins
And the snow cycle!

Comic prediction
In a year will give a promise
And make all dreams come true
Anything you ask!

If you want to be happy
All beautiful New Year,
Wear everything that is beautiful
And rather in a round dance!

Scorpio

Happy New Year
Will invite you into the whirlpool
Adventures and guests
Well, happy friends!

Predictions for children
Friends will be invited in your year,
Where are enemies and where are friends
Your life will tell you everything!

On this bright New Year
The cat will cross the road
But do not be afraid - he is with him,
Happiness will bring home!

Sagittarius

This year will be rich
For candy, marmalade,
Sweet gingerbread, sweets,
There will be many and no troubles!

Magic will happen in a year
And there will be a triumph
The year will be rich in affection
Life will be easy, like a fairy tale!

Good luck will come on a summer day
You catch her in the country
Among daisies and flowers
Butterflies and mosquitoes!

Capricorn

In the spring it will come to you
Guest that was on the New Year,
He will give good advice,
Which will give you luck for 100 years!

This evening wishes
All desires will be fulfilled in a year
Make up your mind to the stars,
What do you want in poetry or prose!

Capricorn will be happy
If this New Year,
He's a coin with chocolate
In a glass with lemons will bring!

Aquarius

Smile Aquarius
Luck is waiting at the door
The year is rich in gifts
Will be for chocolate!

Fortune-telling will tell you
Where luck awaits will show
If only on New Years,
You will be the first to taste the cake!

So that the paper predicts
I guess luck for you,
Write desire on it
And wishes for the Snow Maiden!

Fishes

Your wishes will come true
Even this New Year.
If you write wishes
Friends and will not break their black cat!

The year promises you a lot
Amazing roads
Happiness is on the doorstep again
Orange pie!

The year will be rich for you
For candy, chocolate,
Sweets, cakes, salads,
And strawberry marmalade!

Adult comic predictions for the New Year 2020 in verses by the signs of the zodiac

Aries

Aries on corporate night
Gives a lot of perspectives
The lonely will find
In March, all your destiny
And a year will give married
Many joyful minutes
Will treat you with wonderful tea
When the guests are all gone!

calf

For Taurus, short skirts will be in vogue,
And they will tell you where to find a chance in your love,
Good luck awaits you, happiness is beyond the threshold,
And this year will generously give money!

Twins

The year will be rich in Christmas trees,
But not only on pins and needles,
But also for outdoor recreation,
Even in bad weather
There will be many bright days
Many happy guests
Well, in the life of prospects,
And at the end of the corporate party!

Cancer

Cancers will not be laughing:
To achieve success sooner,
We'll have to hurry up again
Well, maybe, learn some more,
Will lead you in a row
For candy, chocolate,
For love joys
And bright successes!

a lion

Good luck to Leo
Somewhere from the middle of February,
When the sun wakes up
And things will get better
There will be a lot of money
If you don’t refuse
At night you work hard
But you won't get in touch with Yaga!

Virgo

Year recommends Virgo
Become rather brave in love,
Shyness will get in your way
Reach out to hearts
Cupid's arrow will hurt,
But the year will give glamor
Will give good luck and success
You will become more beautiful than everyone!

Libra

For Libra, the year will bring
Many joyful chores
Joy in personal life:
Soon you will certainly be lucky
Who gets married will get houses
Happiness, joy and comfort,
Maybe a continuation of the family
Stars will be sent to you from the sky!

Scorpio

Scorpio will receive joy
Unless he's stupid:
Even if life and sweetness,
Don't go astray
Boldly achieve your goal
If you want a year
Gave money, walk, fall in love,
And then you will be lucky in everything!

Sagittarius

For Sagittarius, everything will be simple:
The main thing is to go forward
And then very serious
There will be this New Year
He will always give joy
New life turn
And let him give gold
The beauty of you a ginger cat!

Capricorn

Capricorn: will perform again
Year of desire, will give success
The main thing is that with an extra word,
You did not frighten off the success,
Boldly make your way to the goal,
Have fun from the heart
Sing songs and fall in love
The year will make all your dreams come true!

Aquarius

Aquarius has a cold year
Promises vanity
Even if the schedule is tight
It makes you longing again
Wait for the turn again
In personal life and love,
And good luck at the gate
Will arrive as soon as possible!

Fishes

A year rich in luck
The stars promise you
If only you jam
Take it to your friends at night
Feel free to share your luck
And everything will return again
Do not be alarmed - small change
Love will not come to you!

Other predictions:

Caution: this year
Black cat for the turn
Will bring you good luck
And friends swirl
There will be happiness and love
Will come back again and again
Money is sharp like a river
All will fill the shores.

* * *
This New Year's Eve
Let me have a prophetic dream
He will light candles on the tree
Decorate the windows with silver
Promises good luck for the year
Changeability in fate
If only you give up
You can't take it in a taxi!

Celebrating the holidays with a large company is fun and interesting. But only if an entertainment program is planned. Without her, the celebration will turn into banal eating and empty talk. If you take over the organization of the holiday, you need to think over everything carefully and prepare in advance. Room decoration, menus, music are all important components of the party. Most importantly, do not forget to prepare contests, games and quizzes. Guests will be delighted if you read them comic predictions. Short and funny, slightly touching and romantic, positive and unusual words will give people a good mood.

crystal ball

Each of us wants to look into the future at least for a minute. Find out what awaits him and his loved ones in the coming years. So give your friends this opportunity! Include a visit from a famous witch in the evening scripts. In her role, you can act on your own or involve someone from the invitees. Speak ahead of time and the show can begin.

A few days before the celebration, prepare comic predictions. Short and funny, poems are best. Write them down on small pieces of paper, then roll them up into a tube. You can age the paper with the usual strong tea leaves, or, conversely, paint the straws in bright colors. Place these mysterious bundles in a regular balloon and inflate it. Tie one ball to each guest's chair. They will not even suspect that they are comic and funny behind their backs. The witch appears in the middle of the evening!

The fun begins

The sorceress is dressed according to her image, holding a crystal ball! She slowly enters the hall, gives everyone a mysterious look: “Hello, people! I came to you for a reason, the ball brought me! I see your future in him! Want to know the whole truth? Magic balls will now appear behind your backs! Extract from them what was sent to you by higher powers! "

All come true

Guests can start popping balloons and retrieving bundles. The real fun is about to begin! short and funny ones will amuse the audience and give a lot of positive emotions:

soon you will meet love, you will marry again;
as soon as you put on a red hairpiece, you will receive a million in a day;
you will fly up the career ladder, you will quickly get the boss;
you will never go bald, a lucky star keeps your hair;
soon in your house will be heard a child's roar, laughter and stomp, and a pot, have fun quickly, friend;
a miraculous balm will soon come to you, you will be forever young, mischievous and groovy;
wake up in the morning - under the window of a foreign car, did you expect such a gift?

These are universal comic predictions. Short and funny, they are perfect for colleagues. This number will be relevant at a corporate party for any holiday!

Gypsy motives

The stereotype is strong that all gypsies are fortune-tellers. So we will not dispel it, but, on the contrary, we will beat a funny situation. For the holiday, the gypsy Aza will come to you right from the camp, which goes into the sky! He will drop in for five minutes and predict a bright future for everyone. it is very simple to do: you will need a colorful long skirt, a scarf on your head and more jewelry. Prepare comic predictions in advance, short and best suited. Write them down on sheets of paper and put them in a nice box. The gypsy woman enters the room and explains that she found this chest by chance in the house of her great-grandmother. She opened it and saw a note there. She told that she should come to this house and distribute these sheets to those present.

Mysterious Messages

The development of events can be different, let the guests take turns pulling out the package they like and enjoy what is written there! These should be comic predictions, short and funny, in poetry or prose. The gypsy woman herself can call guests and tell them predictions in a mysterious voice!

I can see very clearly, you have a huge family. You will all live together, your son will go to serve in the army.
A trip to the mountains awaits you, you will make a splash there.
A lot of money will fall on your head, and your friend will get rid of the disease.
You will always have delicious food in your house.
There will be a lot of joy, ice cream and sweets.
Exactly on the night of your happiness will come.
Very, very soon, I see you at sea!

Everyone will surely like these comic predictions, short and funny. For teenagers, young people and those over thirty, these are the best wishes!

All the best for children

If the house is planned children's party, be sure to prepare entertainment for the guys. Without them, the celebration will be boring and dull. Children quickly get tired, overeat and want to go home. Conduct several games, contests, let the smart guys show off their intelligence in quizzes. After receiving small prizes, give the guys a good rest and refreshment, and you can start completing the quest! After completing all the tasks and obstacles, present comic predictions, short and funny, as a prize. It will be an unusual and interesting surprise for children! They will be happy to unfold the cherished notes and read the messages!

very soon you will have new friends;
in the mall you will buy just cool pants;
when you hear a loud ringing, you get a new phone;
you will get five A's, although you teach very poorly;
will call, open the door, and there is a brand new portfolio;
soon everything will be cool, you will have a red dachshund;
your neighbor will fall in love with you, and you will live for a hundred years;
in the coming month of October, luck will come to you;

Such comic predictions, short and funny, will be a pleasant surprise for children.

School years

Not everyone likes to go to school, but as they grow up, they remember these years and dream of returning to the past! Try to arrange parties, discos, contests and games for the children for each holiday. So the class will become more friendly, cohesive. At any of the events, you can present children with an unusual surprise - comic predictions, short and funny. For schoolchildren, select the special phrases they need. Let them be with humor, but also with hidden meaning.

Something good will happen and you want to change! You will only study for five and attend all sections.
This year you will find yourself, you will start writing books and poetry.
Learn a foreign language, because you are a natural diplomat.
They will send you to running competitions, you show yourself there properly.
You need to start dancing, and pump your back muscles, parents are very happy, you will become a pop star.
Sing like a nightingale, don't be too shy on stage!

The guys will be delighted and will remember these predictions for a long time. And if you believe in good things, then it will definitely come true!

Comic predictions for children are as popular as adults. They will amuse the kids and help adults have a great children's holiday. Just print them on paper, cut them so that one prediction will fit on each piece of paper. Place them in a hat or a beautiful vase, and let everyone choose their own destiny for the coming 2017. Another fun way is to put pieces of paper in Chinese cookies. It is not only fun, but also delicious.

Select predictions in verses:

Predictions for Preschool Children

Predictions for children preschool age well suited for both large and small companies. Of course, these kids cannot cope without the support of adults who can organize their holiday fun.

If you will listen to mom and dad,
Then you will eat sweets!
And not obedient for a whole year,
The ban on sweets is just waiting!

Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
You will sleep through all the surprises
But don't blame us!

Friend, if you want to grow up
And save your health
Drink more milk
And don't shed tears over him!

You next year
Be constantly in sight!
You will perform a lot
Per kindergarten will you stand!

Today is a happy and cheerful day
Why did you hang your nose?
We promise you all year
Live only with the phrase "Lucky"!

The one who is mom and dad
Doesn't listen obstinately
Will sit at home for a year
And just look out the window!

If you won't eat porridge
You will not grow up buddy
All year you will be weak
Like a pea pod!

If you sleep badly
It will be hard to get up
You will be nervous, you will be angry
And you won't grow up big!

Fun is waiting for you all year
Laughter, McDonald's, carousel!
Adventure friends
I guarantee you!

Many sweets prophesy
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that the year
Your stomach did not hurt!

Very soon you
More friends will appear!
Don't hurt their baby
Invite to your place!

The more often you smile
The more you get
You have everything for a whole year
We speak ahead!

At sleep-hour you need to sleep
Then make it to bed.
You don't like to do this,
Know you will stand in the corner!

There will be a feast for you friend
Well get your mouth ready
Lots of delicious ice cream
Sweets, cakes, cake!

We tell you now
Completely unadorned
All desires will come true
And all dreams will come true!

You have a surprise friend
A fun prize awaits you!
You just need to deserve
And be good all year!

If you won't be lazy
You will begin to work carefully
Suddenly you discover the planet
You will arrange a holiday for the whole world!

If you work
If you're all worried
You will become a friend of the president
Get a round of applause!

We cook for you
Sunny day in winter
You will walk all day
And "fooling around"!

Will bring you good luck
A new record in sports!
You will be a super hero
Fans will walk in formation!

One night you will fall asleep
As usual - we tell you.
And you will wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!

If you want to get some candy
Say hello to your parents
In the form of cleaning floors
And sweeping corners!

You will have a holiday in the garden
Many different gifts,
They will give you at that hour
All you want is with us!

If you will help mom
To wash the dishes, clean everything,
Your wish will come true
For exemplary obedience!

Gifts are waiting for you
From parents loving,
But they must be earned
Or ask right!

Attention-attention-attention
Your wishes will come true!
But keep them completely secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!

For your merits, for yours,
A declaration of love is waiting!
You will be happy today
After all, dreams will come true!

You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers
You will write a book,
For girls and boys!

If you brush your teeth at night,
Then the whole stomach will be clean
Well, if it's the other way around
The stomach hurts badly!

Comic predictions for schoolchildren

Predictions for kids are fun entertainment that goes well with any festive occasion. Schoolchildren not only believe in miracles, but also expect them. And what if not predictions will help strengthen their faith? In addition, comic predictions for children will perfectly cheer up the whole company.

Soon, soon into you
Confessions will fly in love.
Maybe from a nearby desk,
The stars speak like cards!

You will have happiness
There will be new friends
Adventure awaits
Predictions don't lie!

Everything will be fine at school
At home, too, everything is decent,
The main thing is, don't forget
Help Mom and Dad!

Adventure awaits you
On vacation next
You will receive recognition by loving
From the real prince (princess)!

If you don't learn a lesson
You will get a deuce right away
In all my subjects,
And according to the stars!

If you go to bed early
You're in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
Growth will add loving!

Literally very soon
Will kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!

Congratulations you are with us
You will just learn a class!
Mom and Dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!

The stars say hello
And they will send you sweets!
Eat one by one
Otherwise your ears will curl up!

Make a wish soon
The stars favor you
The wait will be short.
They tell you honestly!

You will have a holiday soon
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive
There will be many friends!

Rather open your heart
You are a door for love!
Someone is partial to you,
And to your beautiful eyes!

You will soon receive a letter
Love will be it!
And who, history will be silent,
It will keep it secret!

Wait for a love confession
In drawing lesson!
Will paint your portrait
And he will send a big hello!

News awaits you
Good news!
The house will be full of guests
The main thing is to clean up later!

Who will help mom
To receive gifts for him,
There will be no help if
Even at school you will be judged!

You must be able to dream
You are too serious with us
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!

You will be very lucky in life
After all, there are many gifts awaiting!
But they must be earned
Go to the store with mom!

A gorgeous vacation awaits you
You go to the sea with dad, with mom!
You will swim, sunbathe
And play with the guys!

Waiting for you to renew
From my mother loving!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mommy!

There is a transfer in class
And a new neighbor is waiting
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without troubles!

Happiness will come to your house
As a great gift
And don't forget to mom later
Thank you to say your hot!

When you grow up friend
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And buy all your dreams!

To be you with a figure
Exercise
And you actively go to dances,
After all, the transitional age is ahead!

To have skills in the future
Do your training today!
If you suffer for a long time
At least something will work out!

In the summer you wind to the sea
There you will find fun!
There will be new friends
Laughter, acquaintances with you!

Do not be sad, dreams will come true
After all, you are with good luck!
But just don't forget mom
You help, at least somehow!

Soon you will receive
Secret declaration of love
Do not torment anyone, anywhere,
They don't know anything!

Remember that good will return
Long happiness will turn out
Do a lot of it to everyone
In return without asking for anything!

Comic predictions for teens

Teenagers love noisy parties and various games. He will offer them comic predictions and you will not hear them during the whole holiday.

Wait from your friends
Thank you awesome news!

There will be many kisses
There will be a long road!

To look great
You have to behave yourself!

Love will burst into your days
And they will become cool!

Don't be nervous in the morning
The happy time will come!

Make a wish for the night
Dreams will come true!

Don't expect love, love
Your happiness is ahead!

Don't run after anyone
You run into a bunch of problems!

Avoid bad company
These are bad undertakings!

You shouldn't be rude to your parents
After all, with them for a long time to live!

Beware of gossip
Feel free to gossip yourself!

Kisses are waiting for you soon
Not one, but the sea at once!

Will kindle fires in the heart.
Declaration of love to you.

The wrong one loves you
Only with him happiness awaits you.

Make you a cherished wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!

Express yourself more modestly
So as not to lose friends!

Smile more often in life
Then it will be sweeter.

Will bring a lot of happiness
The coming New Year for you!

A fun journey awaits you,
Friends from your school.

Your dreams will all come true
Resentment will be forgotten!

Do not forget about study,
Otherwise you will be lost, know!

Kohl didn't learn a lesson
Deuce is waiting for you my friend!

A sea of \u200b\u200btravel awaits you,
And in them a sea of \u200b\u200baccidents awaits!

We say again and again
Rare love awaits you!

A cool prize awaits you soon,
A surprise from the parents!

There is a lot of happiness ahead of you
A long road awaits!

Do not waste your time
How friends do it!

Don't forget to help mom
She loves you very much, you know!

In the very near future,
A happy burden awaits you!

Modesty adorns a person
Even young people from the 21st century.

Predictions for the whole family

When over festive table the whole family is going, so the reason is really serious. The home founder of the holiday should definitely prepare for the holiday event. Short predictions for 2017 will help you maintain the spirit of the holiday and cheer up all your family members.

Who will offend mom
No gifts for him!

If you are lazy
You will only dream of the sea!

If you all swear,
You don't have to go on vacation!

Everyone is waiting for an increase in salary,
There will be a time of grace!

Happy times are coming
With a career perspective!

If you have a lot of work,
Who will handle family concerns?

A lot of trouble awaits you,
School little worries.

Happy is he who is not lazy
Smile to everyone all day!

If the family is friendly
They don't need anything else!

Your family this year
Will often be in sight!

Our stars prophesy to you
At work, be the most beautiful!

This is your coming year
Will bring profit in money!

Your family in the New Year,
Happiness will be in sight!

Wealth and success awaits you,
And also children's laughter awaits you!

A luxury vacation awaits you all
And a lot of joyful joys!

Buy a tour and swimming trunks,
A salary increase awaits you!

Who helps parents
He gets a lot of sweets.

Hello from the dentist:
Don't eat so much candy.

Everyone will be happy for you
After all, you will soon find a treasure!

The year will be full of accidents
Adventure and travel!

New Year is everyone's favorite holiday. A great time to get together, eat delicious food, make gifts and share your wishes. Children see magic in him, that Santa Claus visits houses, leaving gifts there. And so that he knew exactly which children are writing letters. For adults, the New Year is also a time of waiting for a miracle. After all, they make wishes, make plans and believe that it will definitely turn out better than the previous one.

Therefore, the game is so popular - predictions for the New Year. Moreover, these are comic predictions regarding various topics. There are allegorical ones where there are hints or lengthy expressions. There are exact ones that reflect the existing reality. There are many ways to play this game. The main thing is to prepare in advance.

Comic predictions for films and songs

A great opportunity to have fun with the company when the festive dinner is eaten and there is dessert ahead. Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of \u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely please.

How to arrange:

Predictions can be hidden in special cookies.

you can bake special cookies by putting notes with funny predictions inside them instead of filling;
inflate a dozen colored balloons and give the players in turn a needle to pop them - put notes inside;
print colorful candy wrappers by placing notes inside, then wrap chocolates in them and give them to guests for dessert;
write a dozen prophecies on identical pieces of paper, fold them and put them in a box or hat - let the guests take out one by one;
compose short prophecies and assign a number to each, tell the guests at the feast the numbers or ask them to choose for themselves (for example: "Give the numbers from 1-10 in turn").

It is more interesting to guess for the coming year from films or songs. Cool sayings come out in the results.

For example, find suitable song titles:

Dark night;
Night, night (Factor 2);
New turn;
One day the world will bend under us (c) (Time Machine);
Goodbye;
Wait, a locomotive - from the film, Yu. Nikulin / G. Vitsin sing;
Hope - A. Herman;
Renunciation - Fleur;
They won't catch us - Tatu;
Furry bumblebee;
White Rose;
Winged swing;
Combat;
The wind of change;
Tenderness - M. Kristalinskaya;
The beautiful is far away;
There is only a moment;
Ah, what a woman!
White Rose;
Goodbye love - A. Makarsky;
Memories - Factor 2;
Stay - City 312;
Love - Dan Balan.

Interesting!You can make prophecies not just by taking the title, but by including the composition you got and listening to it. It will turn out to be a real musical evening. Many songs have a deep meaning, give you thought.

Examples of predictions that can be made based on the films of the current years:

“The evening of memories will end with an unexpected meeting. Perhaps an old school or student friend will come? "

“Goodbye to delicious donuts! The new year is clearly starting with a new advanced diet! "

“A mysterious stranger will send you white roses. Who is he? The answer will surprise you. Perhaps a fan or an old friend? "

“The year will fly by like a winged swing - sometimes up, when you're lucky and the work is going well, then down, when difficulties arise. Keep swinging, the black stripe will surely change to white. "

“When the dark night without the moon comes, make a wish. It will come true soon. "

“The usual life will end after the New Year holidays. The wind of change is inevitable! At first, the changes will seem like an unpleasant surprise to you, but then you will realize that everything is going well. "

Everyone makes certain plans for the coming year, so the idea of \u200b\u200bNew Year's predictions will surely please.

Movie titles

You can guess by songs or movie titles. This is a simple, at the same time original way to get comic predictions for the New Year 2019. Then the guests themselves will be involved in the procedure for decoding the "prophecy", and most of the results will be cool. A list of the names of films used should be compiled in advance or written later, with guests. Let them remember the pictures, and the host will write it down. In a column, no numbers. Then, the players name the numbers and the presenter finds the desired name in this list. According to him, he predicts for a year, adding a decryption option from himself or will distribute paper notes to everyone in advance, where the names will be.

For instance:

A bright version of the design of predictions.

Predator;
Armageddon;
The curse of a nun;
The scent of a woman;
Taming of the Shrew;
The escape;
Sex and the City;
Groundhog Day;
Deal with the devil;
Alien;
Quiet place;
Titanic;
Big jackpot;
Reincarnation;
The Wedding Planner;
A forty year old virgin;
Love affair at work;
Zigzag of luck;
Christmas trees;
Matchmakers;
Long road in the dunes.

Examples of predictions in the new year:

"A big jackpot awaits you!" - clearly concerns money.

"Waiting for the taming of the obstinate" - perhaps the bosses will apply special measures to "educate" the negligent employee or this "surprise" concerns the house. Will you have to educate the child more strictly?

“A colleague has been looking at you for a long time. Previously, he did not try to take active action. The office romance will begin suddenly. A stormy whirlpool of passions will whirl! Be extremely careful and trust your intuition! "

"Reincarnation of a forgotten project will bring unexpectedly good results, even if you have to try!"

“Be careful, you will have to unite the team when the chief entrusts a new large project. Work with a united front, otherwise you will sink like the Titanic! "

“The sinister curse of a nun awaits you! Perhaps your beloved mother-in-law or mother-in-law will arrive soon? "

“Wait for the matchmakers! Is your beloved niece going to get married? "

Lines from songs

At the same time, train your memory, recalling the lines of some favorite compositions or the names of paintings. You can print them on pieces of paper in advance and give them to guests.

Song excerpts suitable for predictions (for next year):

"Forget him, forget" (c) "Hands up."

"Such tenderness, on the mirrors" (c) Maxim.

“A million, a million, a million scarlet roses” (c) A. Pugachev.

"Oh mom, I'm going crazy!"

"Do not listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything" (c) Max Korzh.

“But when everyone is gone, stay, sit next to me” (c) Olga Marquez.

"I so want to be with you, but sorry, zai, to the ass" (c) Vitya Ak-47 - Sorry, zai, to the ass.

“And even if the whole world turns to dust, I will carry your heart in my hands” (c) Olga Marquez.

“Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world "

“Wait a little longer. We will show you the way "(c)" Way.

"I am free! Like a bird in the sky! "

“How lucky you are - to my fiancee” (c) Mumiy Troll.

"Dad bought a car" (c) A. Pugachev

"Everything will be awesome, everything will certainly be awesome" (c) P. Volya.

"Just a glass of vodka on the table!" (c) G. Leps.

"The plane takes me away easily" (c) Valery.

“For a week, until the second. I'll go to Komarovo! "

“If you have a pack of cigarettes in your pocket. So everything is not so bad today ”(c)“ Kino ”.

Interesting! Each line is a ready-made prophecy, the participants just have to choose! Somewhere wise wishes are hidden, somewhere a reason to laugh, at the same time to think.

In addition to lines from various famous songs or movie titles, you can write your own humorous predictions. At the same time, add meaning so that, apart from a joke, they bring benefit to the players.

Examples of prophecies for this year:

Drink tea regularly, at the same time never hurt

Interesting texts for New Year's comic predictions.

Your keyword will be: "Fast"

Rapidly - your career will develop in the new year,

Also, the salary will rise rapidly.

Rapidly - relations will strengthen,

Fast - you have to run when the boss calls.

Rapidly - the bonus will be charged.

Swiftly - the working year will fly by and a leisurely (there is no need to rush here) vacation!

Look more cheerful - everything will turn out great in the new year.

Predictions in verse.

Happiness will come in your personal life,

At the same time, income will increase.

He will live in peace, without worries and no worries.

Smile more often - and fate will answer you with a smile!

The year will definitely come out successful

You will calmly solve all the tasks.

You will fulfill the plan, you will be distinguished by diligence,

And the authorities will praise, noticing this.

Ask for a prize, do not be shy.

At the same time, you will get an increase soon!

The prince is waiting for you, arrived long ago. White horse, work is stable, a bouquet of flowers - I have collected everything. It remains to convey to him the answer: "Yes!" and take a step. Look around, he's near!

Long thought - will certainly come true in the new year,

Unexpected troubles will go away unnoticed.

Expect without fail

Arrival of a harmful relative!

He will grumble constantly

But it will bring good luck and unexpected income.

He will come for a short time - he will visit and that's all,

At the same time, problems, sadness and troubles will take away!

Do not be sad, better open the door wider.

Do you want to celebrate this New Year like that?

YesNo

Let happiness in the New Year.

Hope will come with him, stand a little,

Take her out of the way.

Love will pass freely, it is impossible to hold back.

With her, you can safely wait for a visit.

Sufficiency will gradually approach the threshold,

He will look around the house, the threshold and the surroundings.

Decides - you need to stay, people are nice, cozy here.

Collect this company, treat yourself to tea,

If they wish or prompt what - write everything down.

Feed deliciously, read fairy tales and put them to sleep.

Now you always live with them!

It will take a long time, even dreary and difficult. Will take enough time, perhaps it helps the nerves. But the result will definitely justify all investments - a new house!

Soon in the coming year, you will be the victim of a surprise attack. In the evening, after all the New Year holidays, a group of unknown people will find you. Among them is luck, it will hold tight. The active ringleader will be love, she is also the organizer of the attack. The third is wealth, and inspiration will come with them.

It is worth warning - the attack will work and you will not be able to escape.

Smile more often, then you will receive an unexpected offer. The director of a toothpaste factory will want to work with you.

Your wealth in the coming year will increase significantly after you receive a million dollar winnings! Be careful not to waste your money on trifles.

On a holiday, your numerous relatives will unexpectedly remind you of themselves. Everyone will invite you to visit, feed you delicious food and give you a gift!

You will feel like a prisoner of a time machine - you will have to work a lot and you will get the impression that you have returned to the Year of the Horse. However, the results will be worth the time and effort!

The end of the year will bring a series of strong shocks. Your success will amaze your envious people, competitors and other ill-wishers.

Expect a stranger to visit. He will appear Sunday morning and shock you. Perhaps this is the postman? Will give you a notice of receipt of a million dollar win! We'll have to let him in!

You will lose seven things: failure, debts, unpleasant acquaintance, resentment, misfortune and bad habit.

You will get seven things in return: love, prosperity, luck, inspiration, hope, happiness, and a bonus.

Be careful, the word "big" haunts you. If the salary is big, if the project is entrusted to a large one, if the gatherings are large-scale, where a lot of people will gather! So try to use this word wisely! Then the big boss will certainly be pleased with you.

The year will fly by! Get a cool car, have a cool rest at your favorite resort. Life will change dramatically, and the tough boss will order to issue a stunning award!

Looking for destiny? Be sure to visit the nudist beach and look around carefully. Perhaps your happiness itself will find you and settle down next to you in the new year!

Much will pass by in life. Only a few things will remain: happiness, well-being, good health, and good luck.

Prepare dinner, dress up the Christmas tree and open the door: Santa Claus will definitely come to visit! Treat him, entertain him with conversation. At the same time, tell him about your plans. In return, the good old man will bring you a wonderful gift!

Outcome

When composing the text of the notes, one should be guided by the age and hobbies of the audience. The main thing is not to offend, but to make those present laugh. If a company has gathered where there are children, it is better to avoid vulgarities. If all the guests are relatives or friends and they have been communicating for a long time, you can add fragments of pleasant memories to the prophecies.

It would be nice to write a few individual messages focused on a specific recipient. His hobbies, professional activities and character will be clues.